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Take our advice.
Don't hire busty lapdancers from Ohio as maids. You can't trust 'em. They
never do any fargin' work! They'll just run around your crib rubbing their
tits on the furniture and sticking toys in their cootchies. And they'll
expect wages far and above the French Maid Society of North America. Just
look at Taylor here. She'd rather attach a dildo to the suit of armor and
suck it than clean the bathroom. Good help is truly hard to find. You come
home from work and the place is covered in lube and pussy juice. Which
doesn't sound too bad, come to think. The costume that Taylor is spilling
out of is a real dick pleaser. We have to hand it to her for her exceptional
taste in shoes also. "Stockings that attach by garters are always a nice
touch," Taylor once told us. Words to live by. |